A Good Start

Joe, What do you call a thousand lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

TOP ten reasons why we should replace lab rats with lawyers:

　　

10. There is an endless supply.

9. Lab assistants don't get attached to them.

8. It's more fun to shave and stick needles in lawyers.

7. There are some things rats just won't do.

6. It's fun to dispose of them when you're through.

5. It's not "inhumane" treatment, when it comes to lawyers.

4. No one cares when a lawyers squeals.

3. We've seen what happens when they are allowed to breed freely.

2. Lawyers belong in cages.

And the #1 reason lawyers should replace lab rats:

1. Animal rights activists don't care if you torture them.